I went to two costume parties this weekend. The first was Friday night. It was hosted by a coworker and his wife. My mac daddy pimp costume won best costume. Wee! They gave me a spider with flexible legs as a prize. For some reason two women decided to make a toy out of my prize and bent the legs so the spider fit on their chest. Uhm, the spider in its breast-shaped embrace is now sitting in my cube at work. A married woman flirted with me. My luck! I told her she shouldn’t do that.

The second party was the Party Hard Corpse 1 by the Party Hard Corps (PHC) crew. We played great games, enjoyed some tasty food, consumed some beverages and watched some Evil Dead. The PHC hostesses — Babypants, Percocet and Sybarite — are all sierra hotel! While I spent most of Sunday recovering, I was glad I went.

I gave out candy tonight. The neighborhood kids had some interesting costumes this year. My favorite was the nun with a honking-big cross necklace.

Ugh, I’m under the weather. So I’m gonna turn in early tonight.